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a website that provides a color coded list of pronouns and randomizes the colors based on the viewer's IP address

Number of times I've yelled "what the hell?! you can't do that in a video game!" at since Path of Fire came out and been wrong because they were already doing that in a video game: 4

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“There are a lot of things we could do to put it out. Are any of them free? No, of course not. Nothing’s free, you idiots. Grow the fuck up. You’re not children any more. I didn’t mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were 12. But you’re adults now, and this is an actual crisis, got it? Safety glasses off, motherfuckers.”
-bill fucking nye

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a lot of cute people keep telling me I'm funny and I don't believe them

(out of spite)

ArenaNet keeps hurting me but I keep coming back because every time they hurt me it's in a new and interesting way.

Sequel to "Honey, I shrunk the kids" and "Honey, we shrunk ourselves":

Honey, I organized a hip-hop concert with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a project called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts.

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Australia isn't going anywhere* Show more

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I caught @rye pickpocketing someone but when I pulled her aside and told her why it was wrong I realized she'd been dumping spoonfuls of paint into peoples pockets. I'm not sure about the legality of that one so I had to let it slide.

TV show idea: a show starring a bernie sanders impersonator which replicates a different TV show or movie every episode

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the only thing that neural networks are good for is accidental comedy

always disappointed to see a good post from a crossposting bot because that means the dopamine button isn't connected to anyone

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Ben Lubar's Mastodon Instance

This server and all of its members live in the same basement.