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any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

mastodon:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

when I high fived myself just now

i felt that

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These next two aren't official in any way, but I felt like people need to see all seven of the mounts.

I'm not sure whether equivalent mp4s for the newest two exist, but here's a few of the ones that I know *do* exist:

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@danishcookies @ben sounds like you have a semiconducting gender. that's great! no further action is required.

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@danishcookies @ben Well I mean, you can take a small sample and bring it up to test conditions without lighting up the entire gender...
You could just do a really low-energy ionization test, but then you'll miss anything that's solid or liquid at room temperature.
Raman spectrometry can work too, and can also identify cold molecular compositions that a hot emission spectrum will miss.
If your gender is crystalline when solid, there's always X-ray crystallography.

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@ben let's not forget the polynomial approximation, either, that can give you as many vector components as you like and will eventually fit most genders quite well across the visible spectrum if you really crank up the number of terms.

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