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i'm legally a girl, which suggests that at some point i was illegally a girl, which is cyberpunk as fuck

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I can't wait until people find out that every single part of the content warning is factual.

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GIVE ME GRANNY SMITH OR GIVE ME GRANNY SMITH OR GIVE ME GRANNY SMITH OR GIVE ME GRANNY SMITH OR GIVE ME DEATH

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@amy @Lumb @ben there is pizza out there, and there are people eating it, but it's just a part of the dinner they have

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[I don't have muscle memory for HJKL and also passively heals nearby allies every few hundred frames.

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How to pick up girls and enbies: A Lumb guide by Lumb. Show more

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business hack:

when writing a sentence, delete the "lol" at the end to sound very business like.

here's my master plan:

- show up in @Lumb's search results
- i haven't come up with step 2 yet

I have no idea how faithful these are to the originals, but here's a bunch of songs played on a Launchpad:

youtube.com/watch?v=_i2tJRudG8

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Remember to eat your 3 square meals a day: Breakfast, Gunch, and Dinner

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I saw a human recite Body: Slowly Time Can Say There at The Mouth of Glossing. I feel some delight.

β€” Vusdom Nifihabuth, Human Poet

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How to Migrate to a New Instance: A Lumb guide by Lumb. Show more

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I click every single CW I see, even the ones for my own posts. I gotta see what's inside!

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This server and all of its members live in the same basement.