Let me refute this

(How to tell if Dennis)

[Walk up to person]
[Say "hi Dennis"]
(They are Dennis now)



Have you or a loved one recently suffered from being called Dennis?

Hi, I'm Dennis the Lawyer. While being called Dennis is incurable, you may be eligible for a cash settlement.

[camera cuts to a woman holding a giant novelty check for $37. the caption says "Dennis"]

Dennis the Lawyer got me this huge pay-out!

[camera cuts back to Dennis the Lawyer]

One satisfied customers can't be wrong! Call today!

[there is no phone number listed]

There are two wolves inside of you, both are called Dennis.
You are Dennis

@ben @violet instead of a phone number it says
"We'll call you, Dennis"

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