bigot: what's in your pants?
me: my pants are over there on the floor. there is nothing in my pants.
demon that was hiding in my pants the whole time: ha ha, fooled you!
me: [removes trousers and pulls an entire home office worth of furniture out of them Marry Poppins style]
@ben My favorite response to "what's in your pants" is still "a shitload of bullet vibes"
This server and all of its members live in the same basement.