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bigot: what's in your pants?

me: my pants are over there on the floor. there is nothing in my pants.

demon that was hiding in my pants the whole time: ha ha, fooled you!

bigot: what's in your pants?

me: [removes trousers and pulls an entire home office worth of furniture out of them Marry Poppins style]

@ben THE BIGOT GROWLS "WHATS IN YO UR PANTS, DEGENERATE?" I RESPOND, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE BIGOT SCREAMS; DEFEATED

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Bigot: "What's in your pants?"
Previous owner of your pants: "DOOM (2016)"

@ben My favorite response to "what's in your pants" is still "a shitload of bullet vibes"

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