I guess you can /sit near a chair and hope it lines up...
A tonic that lets your character transform into a chair.
We added mounts! You can ride a dinosaur! It's like a non-stationary chair!
After 4 years of constant development, we have added the ability to sit in chairs to Guild Wars 2.
Coffee gives you 1.5x productivity for 5 seconds every time you get out of a chair.
This server and all of its members live in the same basement.