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:ral::sei:​​Hug Ralsei

women 👏 don't 👏 have 👏 faces

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:blank: 🌱 :blank: Please
👁️ 👃 👁️ do
:blank: 👄 :blank: not
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:blank: 👠 :blank: sounds.

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My desires are... conventional

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[ guides youre hand and opens the door to the Bed Room, containing a Bed ]

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204 is no content

400 is bad request

but I want bad content

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time travel; twaining kink Show more

hey everyone it's not my birthday just fyi

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my hard drive platter remains perfectly still as the rest of the computer rotates at 7200RPM

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i threw a milkshake on my laptop's alt right key and now it won't turn on

weird right wing internet person who thinks they're clever: ha ha you're an NPC

people I've introduced to a game: Ben why are all these npcs so gay and better-characterized than the player character

If you're supposedly an antimalware company and it takes me fifteen minutes to find out where to submit false positives and it's a public forum that requires a bunch of data to sign up for, you're not an antimalware company, you're a protection racket.

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our meme generation neural network student is getting towards the end of his masters thesis and the results are absolutely a riot

I'm surprised by how long it took between internet explorer being embeddable in desktop software and every piece of desktop software being a website

I'm surprised by how long it took between the milkshake duck tweet and

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fuck off spam bot that was about to look into making a new, pure internet.

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